I got chris browned last night
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
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Your penis chewing exercise is not working
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
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Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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