You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
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I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
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I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
We smell like vodka and hangover
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