just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
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being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
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We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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