Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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