dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
Randomize
