dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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