guys are only as good as the porn they watch
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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