It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
It's blow job season.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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