Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
