Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
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omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
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Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
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