And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
this will be a night to untag.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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