Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
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She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Blood and glitter go together right?
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
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Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
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