I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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