Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
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If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
He called his prostate his "boner button".
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
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My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
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