yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
Randomize