He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
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At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
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You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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