Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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