belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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