margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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