its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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