How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
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why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I will be naked everywhere
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
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Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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