I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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