i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
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