But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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