I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
She needs sedatives and a leash
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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