yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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