He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
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