This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
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Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
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It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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