just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
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Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
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yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
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