Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
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ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
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I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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