I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
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Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
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I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
Sorry about my life...
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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