HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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