i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
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