Well apparently he's into motor boating.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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