I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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