the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
He had one of those small greek statue penises
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
There was a lot of him and a little penis
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Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
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you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
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