look no pants
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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