absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
