She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
Randomize
