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i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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