someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
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I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
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Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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