Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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