one might say we're banned from that church
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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