In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
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I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
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So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
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