i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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