just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
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