question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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