You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
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the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
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You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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