you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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