If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
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You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
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The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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