How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
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It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
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Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
I'm really busy with my period
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