North Korea, Best Korea!
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
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You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
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Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
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