i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
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Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
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I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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