Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
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He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
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Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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