he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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